“You and I remember Budapest very differently.”

(via lucy-vanpelt, monkeyknifefight)

"He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape. Even in the case of rape, telling CNN recently that a woman, in that case, should, and I quote, ‘make the best out of a bad situation, and accept the gift from God.’ Wow. I think women should say the same thing to Santorum, Andy, after from now until the end of his weaselly life, they see him in the street and kick him in the fucking balls. ‘Please accept this gift from God, Rick, this pointed-shoed gift to your plums. Why are you rolling around on the ground crying, Rick? Please make the best out of this bad situation. In fact, rejoice, because I believe another lady is coming over to gift you with another high-velocity nut shot. Praise be, Rick! God is graciously raining gifts into your groinal area, you fucking douche.’"  - John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via stfuconservatives, sixpencesoulcake)

christophernolans:

nazi-julieandrews:

Favorite Oscar Moments

Tilda Swinton, Javier Bardem, Daniel Day-Lewis and Marion Cotillard winning at the 80th Annual Academy Awards

#BEST ACADEMY AWARDS EVER OH LORD

thedailywhat:

From One Muppet To Another of the Day: At a press conference to promote the London premiere of the Muppets movie, Kermit and Miss Piggy respond to Fox Business host Eric Bolling’s claim that the film pushes a liberal pro-environment anti-capitalist agenda in an effort to brainwash kids.

[dangerousminds.] 

antiquearmoires:

satisfythecrave

ACTUAL WINNER OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES.

smellslikebread:

♫ Don’t let the cave in get you down. Don’t let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown.

♫ Even if you’re lost you can’t lose the love because it’s in your heart. 

♫ Yeah I forget the next couple line but then it goes

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