(208): The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say “no, that’s a bad idea” or “what if we get arrested?”.
(407): What’s he like?
(954): The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
(610): Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us.
(305): I’m not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.