December 2009
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Espera felt sorry for Colbert when they met a few years ago. They were in...
– Evan Wright, Generation Kill p.252 (via bookthief)
Colbert pounds the roof of his Humvee, screaming, “I’m not abandoning this...
– Evan Wright, Generation Kill p.142 (via bookthief) (via flycatcher)
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Today, I learned about Brittany Murphy dying. That reminded me of the sex scene in 8-Mile, so I looked it up and masturbated to it. I then realized that I had just gotten turned on and jacked of to the video of a girl who had died less than 24 hours ago. I’m a sick person. FML
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fmylife:
Today, my Asian parents and I went to burger king. When it came to the drinks, my dad said, “cock and no ass.” I had to explain to the horrified cashier that he meant, “coke no ice.” FML